Today, I had a wide gap between departures, so there was time to come home and take a nap on the clock. Bonus!
Beki: Honey, do you realize I'm making money right now?
Randy: Good
Beki: I'm getting paid to sleep with you.
Randy: Uh huh
Beki: Do you still respect me?
Randy: I'd respect you a lot more if you'd stop talking.